PREVIEW of NEW, Colorless, Homeland Security Advisory System - - what to be on the lookout for and what to prevent.

.................New, Colorless Threat Advisory System
............Nuanced Grays even a 5th grader can understand

Thank you, General Napolitano, now voters know much better what to look for and try to prevent!
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Moreover, sensitive Muslims and CAIR attorneys who had griped about the original color-coded scheme are less likely to be offended (perhaps only 96% offended, as opposed to 100%) by the nuanced shades of gray used in the proposed, new advisory scheme.
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Submarines are always silent and strange.