Surprises for the Faceless Slayers of French Cartoonists

Background

The West perceives it as so cowardly for Soldiers of Allah to cover their faces while dispensing slaughter to unarmed people that even ex-Major Nidal Malik Hasan, who carried a business card cliaming to be a Soldier of Allah, had not covered his face for his Fort Hood massacre.
 
"... the Ottoman Empire banned the sale or importation of some materials relating to the Islamic prophet Muhammad in 1900. Affected postcards that were successfully sent through the OE before this date (and are postmarked accordingly) have a high rarity value and are considered valuable by collectors."

Above: Example of a 1900 Muhammad postcard - Their prophet Mohammed entering a cave.


Surprises for Cowards are Certain (Allah willing or not)

The faceless attackers and scores of their anonymous abettors are in store for very fitting surprises.

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[As long as it takes] First, they will be surveilled for a while to ascertain their associates, share background data with key intelligence agencies around the globe, and finally to apprehend those cowards who have not committed suicide --- either dead or alive.  The world just got another booster shot.

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[Recompense] Facing justice is more certain than seeing 72 virgins in any paradise the silly cowards hope they have earned. The truth is that simultaneous marriages to very young women during life is how 72 virgins are allotted the 'deserving' since Muhammad. Of course, it is a challenge that few since the prophet have ever been able to reach.

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[M.E. Favorite since 2005] Muslim Inoculation of the World Against Their Brain Virus Continues ... The world just got another booster shot.  
The latest terror chumps just gave the civilized world an educational "booster shot" to earlier inoculations against their cowardice and retrogressive ideologies.

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[Timely strikes by France]  Until now, France has only been involved in Iraqi theater combat missions.  The world just got another booster shot. And now the French aircraft carrier Charles de Gaulle and its naval group are preparing to leave for the Gulf region, where they should be engaged in combat against the Islamic state group.  Departure of the aircraft carrier battle group is expected to be officially announced at the annual greeting to the armed that President François Hollande to present on January 14, on board the ship off Toulon, its home port.

         The Charles de Gaulle and thirty aircraft including Rafale fighter-bombers and Super Banners should be positioned in the Persian Gulf for augment the aerial bombing campaign conducted by an international coalition. [Yes, inoculation took].  The carrier battle group is comprised of "at least one air defense frigate, an anti-submarine frigate, a nuclear attack submarine and a supply ship."

Submarines are always silent and strange. 

Oops! Senior Service Imitates Infant Navy

Background

British and American people who have worked with professionals from the subcontinent known as India have generally found them very knowledgeable and diligent. We naturally hold great hopes for India's military aspirations to assure survival of their republic and constitutional liberties.

Two months ago (January 30th), however we had posted the following regarding apparent obstacles to India's aspirations for a nuclear navy:

• India's male literacy rate in a proper context with its advanced nuclear submarine (naval) ambitions. It was pointed out, for example, that India's male literacy rate was below Swaziland's (82.6%).

• Consider this incident, not so much for its obvious humor, but for the absence of discilpine it evidences:
  

"Last week of December, 2013: A shell from the Coast Guard ship Sangram landed inside the premises of the Indian Navy in Mumbai when the ship was clearing its gun upon its return into the harbour."

Fast Forward

March 2014  The Guardian,  Warship fires dummy torpedo into nuclear submarine dockyard wharf

"We can confirm an incident occurred on board HMS Argyll on March 12 at 3.24pm, while the ship was alongside at Devonport naval base in Plymouth," the spokesman said. "HMS Argyll was conducting a system test when an inert Test Variant torpedo was jettisoned unexpectedly. The torpedo is not an explosive hazard."  

 

Analysis

Clearly, the Royal Navy (Britain's Senior Service based upon years of experience) unlike India, recruits candidates in a nation with a 99% literacy rate. Embarrassing training mistakes are made daily even among the world's more advanced navies.  In rare instances, even non-qualified U.S. submariners have committed similar errors.

Although HMS Argyll had recently engaged in counter-narcotics work before returning to home port via the Panama Canal, no connection between skimmers and narcotics should be assumed.

Great Brittain's paternalism toward India may not have ended in 1947, when India achieved its independence from the United Kingdom.  Was the dummy Stingray torpedo launch into a nuclear sub dockyard diplomatic cover for India's navy, a sign of Royal Navy aging pains, or just an uncannily similar embarrassment?

If you are reading this, John Marwood Cleese, please let us know. 

Submarines are always silent and strange.