Early Breaking News of the Future

Juan Caruso begins a weekly feature, Headlines of the Future


First, the Serious ...

Headline #001: [July 4, 2009] Bailout Favoritism Turns Into Game of 'Musical Chairs' Rioting
INSPIRATION >> GOP Senator Warns of 'Riots' if Automakers Are Bailed Out


Headline #002: [Dec. 26, 2008 to Jan. 2, 2009] Illinois Gov. Blagojevich Dead --- Suicide Possible
INSPIRATION >> Blagojevich's Tangled Web: A Who's Who of Illinois Politics


And then, the Offbeat ...


Headline #003: [circa 2016] Navy Inaugurates All Female Precision Drill Team
INSPIRATION >> Dronemaker to Brew Algae-Based Jet Fuel


Headline #004: [Feb. 2009] Actor Who Played 'Mork' is Real Alien at least 120 Years of Age - Earlier Role Revealed

INSPIRATION: First there was Harris's role (as Farnsworth) in an early episode of The Adventures of Ozzie and Harriet (1952-66), then as a much younger character in Mork & Mindy (1978-82).