SEALed and Delivered to Scow (Fits Sizes 9-11) for 'Burial' in Indian Ocean

Fitting alternative to jettisoning corpses from a submerged submarine's torpedo tube. The 'other shoe' obviously awaits Ayman al-Zawahiri. Hugo Chavez and Ahmadinejad may not be feeling quite as bold any longer.

(Funeral Scow based on Warship Shoe design by artist Phil Noto.) Neither shown nor saved: Osama's "Shroud of Tours-up."


Submarines are always silent and strange.