Sunday, August 26, 2007

Understanding the Drivers of Modern Current Events

Well, this happened Friday (August 24th) and warning was heralded here 9 days earlier on Wednesday (August 15th).

What is the connection to global warming, you say? Due to the extreme load (13 people) whose average weight was improperly unquantified prior to the tragic flight (would females have stated their actual weights, even if asked?), and the very warm (unusually so) ambient temperature, propane heaters were overloaded to create necessary balloon "lift".

What happens when heaters are overloaded? Look at the picture.

Something else is afoot. My prediction of it will kill this ruse, however, and that is fine by me, because it is merely the next shameless con by our Hollywood-trial-lawyer establishment to bequeath victory on the undeserving.

Here is what WebMD has to say about Restless Leg Syndrome. Here is what some doctors say about it from Wikipedia Many doctors express the view that the incidence of restless leg syndrome is exaggerated by manufacturers of drugs used to treat it. [2]

Consider the implications for a 2008 presidential candidate, whose inscrutable tolerance of her former spouse's (oval office promiscuity, perjury and subsequent disbarment) behavior will handicap her chances of victory. But wait! They ARE LAWYERS. Their closest friends and most magnanimous supporters are lawyers, too. What is it that lawyers do?

They are paid to provide their clients with the best possible defense. (it does not have to be real, only plausible... definition 1 : intended for display : open to view 2 : being such in appearance : plausible rather than demonstrably true or real ). Suppose Hillary, a close family member afterall, was aware of her husband's malady, RPS? Victims of disease are not entirely responsible for the symptoms induced, are they? What are the symptoms of RPS? Like Restless Leg Syndrome (RLS), RPS is a poorly understood, often misdiagnosed, and believed to be a neurological disorder. Like restless leg, by age 50 RPS symptoms may cause severe nightly sleep disruption that can significantly impair a person's quality of life. Sensations lead to walking discomfort, sleep deprivation, and stress.

While Restless Leg Syndrome effects both males and females, Restless Penis Syndrome obviously only directly effects males.

To the lawyer at Kos: Sorry, you will have to do better than RPS. No, I did not invent RPS. YouTube had a video back in July. WARNING: Republicans will be offended.



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