Poetic Justice 101

Persia's Pulse Re-taken
(A Thought Exercise in Farsi Farce)

Iran's
Race to
Own
Nuclear
Inventory
Concludes,

with an Electrifrying Mistake over Persia (EMP)

QUESTIONS:

Whose bunker busters would be unnecessary afterward?
When would an EMP accident ideally occur?
Will an Iranian scientist be blamed?
What will Mahmoud Ahmadinejad say?
What will Hugo Chavez say?
What will North Korea say?
What will New Zealand say?

Submarines are always silent and strange.